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04 | video, based on a true ooc story tbh
[As much as Lilith's got a distaste for Fear, she loves any excuse to put on a stellar performance. She's got a palm, shimmering with purple phase energy, facing up just barely in sight at the edge of the feed, to set the mood: the wicked grin on her face is cast in shadow.]
Okay, okay, I got one. Picture this. [Lilith clears her throat, and puts her best DM voice on:]
You're on Pandora-- you and your teammates are the only people you've seen for miles and miles on the barren, dry wastes. Except for the Psychos who tried to chew your leg off. Soooo... the only sane people, I guess.
You're starving. You're tired. Two of you are almost bled out, held up by painkillers and the most minor of healing injections, numbing all the nerves in your body that're telling you to turn back and to stop chasing this next kill. But, hell, if you've come this far, you're not going to stop, are you?
And. [Dramatic pause.] At last, you find it. The Mothrakk. It's the mother of all the Rakks you've ever seen on Pandora: a span of torn-up skin wings bigger than you ever thought possible, scabbed-up flesh over its terrifying bony frame! How the hell is it flying, you ask? You don't have time to contemplate that shit, it's spitting fireballs at you, raining hellfire down from the fucking skies!
Whoops. [She's knocked the camera over while gesticulating mid-story. (You do have time to contemplate, apparently.) Lilith clears her throat and resets the camera before picking the tale right back up again.]
Over an hour of fierce battle, third degree burns, burnt-out rocket launchers, and exploded rover turrets later, the beast is dead. You've all won. The horrible creature comes down like a meteor, and it shakes the earth where it falls... a mile away.
[Lilith's phase energy blinks out.]
You walk all the way there, and it's only dropped a white-level gun.
[Is she gonna go th-- yep. She is.] A Tediore.
Dun-duh-duuuuuuun.
Okay, okay, I got one. Picture this. [Lilith clears her throat, and puts her best DM voice on:]
You're on Pandora-- you and your teammates are the only people you've seen for miles and miles on the barren, dry wastes. Except for the Psychos who tried to chew your leg off. Soooo... the only sane people, I guess.
You're starving. You're tired. Two of you are almost bled out, held up by painkillers and the most minor of healing injections, numbing all the nerves in your body that're telling you to turn back and to stop chasing this next kill. But, hell, if you've come this far, you're not going to stop, are you?
And. [Dramatic pause.] At last, you find it. The Mothrakk. It's the mother of all the Rakks you've ever seen on Pandora: a span of torn-up skin wings bigger than you ever thought possible, scabbed-up flesh over its terrifying bony frame! How the hell is it flying, you ask? You don't have time to contemplate that shit, it's spitting fireballs at you, raining hellfire down from the fucking skies!
Whoops. [She's knocked the camera over while gesticulating mid-story. (You do have time to contemplate, apparently.) Lilith clears her throat and resets the camera before picking the tale right back up again.]
Over an hour of fierce battle, third degree burns, burnt-out rocket launchers, and exploded rover turrets later, the beast is dead. You've all won. The horrible creature comes down like a meteor, and it shakes the earth where it falls... a mile away.
[Lilith's phase energy blinks out.]
You walk all the way there, and it's only dropped a white-level gun.
[Is she gonna go th-- yep. She is.] A Tediore.
Dun-duh-duuuuuuun.
private forever - also cw gore and blood talk??
the next time i die will be because of idiots like you staring the person they're into in the face and whining about how you just don't know what to do. my fucking blood pressure will sky rocket and my heart will explode in my chest
goddamn
forever and ever unless the gods are nosy
ugh
ok ok fine we definitely made out at least once and it was GREAT but idk what to do with that, are you happy
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idk why this is so fucking hard for you two, you're both clearly into each other
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i know
im not really a ... dater, help me out here
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OMG
so don't date
go up to her
look her in the eye
tell her "i want to fuck you" (or make out with you or whatever the fuck you want)
go from there
[HONESTLY.]
it's not like this shithole has any nice places you can go on a date anyway, unless you want to go dancing at delight's bar
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NO OH MY GOd I CAN T D OTHAT!! !!!
im not going to just
hookup with maketh?! i like her
also yes thats a problem too
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It's a good sign when she re-reads Lilith's message and doesn't want to call her up just to yell at her.]
literally tell her just that. that you like her and you don't want just to kiss and hook up. that you're a fucking idiot about dating and all of rhat but you want to be with her
this isn't fucking rocket science omfg