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[ Dean's got his device set up so that this isn't all Blair Witch Project (thank god) but he's got a jar of his own, which he's... gently shaking around a couple of fireflies in. Not like Sid and his toys or anything here, considering they're still alive, but he's cheerfully giving them a rock and roll. ]

I don't get the bug thing, I really don't--

[ After which he sets the jar down with a slight clatter, where the fireflies can finally carry on flitting about. ]

I mean, this is like crack to kids, right? Catching these things, watching 'em fly around? Never understood the appeal. [ Says the man with fireflies in a jar but he's curious okay, don't judge. ]

And then with the warm and fuzzies... I mean- C'mon. Never known a God to offer that up without some kinda hand being played.

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sycophants, but you could probably make the same argument for hope

Oh! Yes, gods love to collect sycophants, it's like that mortal game about collecting all the ... well, you know what I mean.

On the other side you have mortals and their desperate need for hope, often times grabbing at any available straw without fully vetting what it entails.

[ Oh he's going to eat those words. ]

Anyway ... long story short, good on you for being suspicious of our little insect infestation.

that mortal game?

[ Buddy you just outed yourself. Like, twice over. ]

but yeah i know what you mean. be pretty ashamed of myself if i wasnt suspicious.

[ Outed himself? He never lies about it. People just usually don't believe him when he tries to explain it to them. ]

Yes, you know the one with the odd little creatures and you ... never mind.

Is that why you have a collection of your own then?

yeah yeah i know. i dont play it, but i know

the fireflies? sure. wanted to see what the fuss was about.

And?

Discover anything earth ... err, cave shattering?

nothing apart from the obvious. guessin i need to catch a few more before i start singing show tunes

[ Showtunes? Hopefully you have the voice for it Dean. ]

A few more? Huh. Is that a scientific conclusion you've come to or are you responding to a compulsion?

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[ Oh lord someone stop him now. ]

pretty sure less is more doesnt come into play when the good times roll.

[ Or make sure to get a good video! ]

Oh bloody hell, you're already affected, aren't you?

[ We'll see what we can do. ]

hey! you wouldnt know for sure either way now would you

Think I'll have a fairly good idea when the other shoe drops.

ive got a handle on both shoes

That's what you lot usually think, just before you look down and realize both shoes have gone walkies on you.

[ ...... crowley is that you. ]

its that desperate need we have to be in control. makes us feel all. well. warm and happy inside.

[ Worse ... so worse. ]

Fairly certain that's the fireflies talking.

[ It's always worse. ]

nah thosere just the facts. us mortals kinda like thinking weve got a chance in hell.

[ The irony. ]

If you only realized. Mortals built the damn place, they just have a hard time accepting that responsibility. Not that Dad's too helpful in that regard.

[ GODDAMMIT. ]

angels. cant live with em. cant live without em.

[ Merry ... uh ... firefly day? ]

Oh I don't know, there are centuries when I could vastly do without my sanctimonious brothers. I swear, if ever a group was created to suck the fun out of everything.

[ At least you can't see him flip a table. Not that he's actually flipping a table or anything. ]

so youre one of those angels.

[ The smirk he's wearing, however, is quite real.

If unappreciated. ]

Oh no. I fell out of that lot eons ago.

[ Dean's truly not sure he's capable of having this conversation by text because really, the number of layers to this is astonishing. And he might actually have to now get up and flip a table, let's see how Sammy feels about that. But no really, he has to try and think through this with some semblance of logic, becuase were this Lucifer, wouldn't he have made himself known already? It's not as if Dean didn't show his face, said his piece - he had every opportunity to make a move.

And yet.. here he is, playing at the whole thing as if they've never met before. And that's beyond weird. ]

and youre just mentioning this NOW?

[ Oh Dean, this rabbit hole is just beginning. Just ask Sam. ]

Well I don't usually lead with it as a conversation starter.

[ He needs to even try to process this first before he can ask Sam. That train hasn't even begun to leave the station. ]

maybe you should cause i think we have a small problem here