| one. video. 16th oct. just not what you seek of me.

[meatbrained]

( at approximately 7 am, Hadriel Local Time, the residents of Upset Dweeb Until Dawn house may just find themselves woken up by the yelling from Matt and Emily's room.

(sadly, this is not because of good sex. Matt wishes.)

for the fortunate residents of Shitpost Shithole Cavetown that don't overhear this commotion, there's a helpful post a few minutes later.

... is that...?

yep, that's a severed hand on the bed. )

This- um. Does this belong to anyone?

( WHAT ELSE DO YOU SAY ABOUT THIS. )

( Matt has found Rosie's severed hand! Have fun with this. )

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audio; guess who doesnt want to keep staring at a hand

[iustitiae]

Dude, try a trigger warning next time.

audio; dude him either?

[meatbrained]

Crap. ( yeah probably not what people wanna wake up to. )

... Man, I wish I'd had one.

( next time there's a severed hand on his thigh tho... )

[wormintheglass]

[Bianca raises both hands, theatrically turning one and then the other in front of the camera.]

I don't seem to be missing any, dearheart. Is it fresh?

video;

[meatbrained]

I've seen fresher.

( that could have been a joke on anyone else. on Matt? uh, he's legit. like attached hands. they're fresher. )

action.

[sedula]

[Sam doesn't question why there's a baseball bat suddenly by her bedside, or how it got there in the first place - when she's startled awake by the yelling, she jumps to her feet, grabs the bat, and dashes toward the sound of the commotion. Seconds later, she's banging on the door to Matt and Emily's room, heart racing, nerves on edge, bat in hand and 100% ready to knock something down, if necessary.]

Hey! What's going on in there?

/takes the next tag yolo

[unfollowing]

[Emily is not sorry her screams woke up the rest of the house. There is a SEVERED HAND IN THEIR BED, that merits screaming so early in the morning!

Her chant of gross gross GROSS continues as she gets out of bed and backs away from the stray body part. She happens to be close to the door when Sam bangs on it. The sound makes her scream again, and jump back, and she's ready to lose it when Sam's voice cuts through the chaos that possibly only exists in Emily's head.

Shuddering, almost crying, she opens the door for Sam.]

There's a hand on the bed! [Her response is shrill and shaky and she gives zero fucks holy shit.] Jesus, what the fuck!

[Video]

[thechoiceisyours]

[Chris was very asleep when the screaming happened, and now he's very not asleep. So he's squinting at the camera, having yet to realize he should put on his glasses, hair sticking up ridiculously, but he's obviously awake enough to make stupid jokes because--]

Dude, no one wants to hear about you guys getting handsy at this hour. Or like, ever.

[Clearly this is an appropriate reaction to his friends finding a severed hand in their bed.]

video

[unfollowing]

[This motherfucker.]

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR STUPID JOKES, CHRIS. There's a severed hand inour bed and it's gross!

[Video]

[meatbrained]

( this face. forever. )

That's so not-

( he fucking wishes he thought Em was giving him a flirty wake up but NO. )

video

[skelebro]

[Sorry guys, but this is too perfect a punchline to pass up. And you know how Sans loves punchlines.

So when the feed clicks on, Sans is holding...one of his own bony hands, apparently detached from his body, and is just kinda tapping it idly against the radius of the arm it belonged to.]

Oh hey. That's neat.

[They match! He waves the disembodied, skeletal hand at the camera with the widest, most shit-eating grin imaginable.]

Let's give you a hand.

video

[verinumeri]

[ remember how little Hermann likes video?

look at this exception

just for this. See icon. ]

video 1/yolo

[meatbrained]

( what

the


hell. )

video 2/3

[meatbrained]

( endless prolonged blinking. )

video 3/3

[meatbrained]

Uh.

( let him go home please his brain isn't meant for this life. )

It doesn't match.

video;

[repelling]

[ he should probably have waited a moment to collect himself but ishida uryuu is AGITATED ]

W-why is the first thing whether it belongs to someone?!

video;

[meatbrained]

( SORRY MAN. )

I found something that belonged to-- ( there's the briefest flash of a pause, a stutter, here. ) -- a friend earlier. Guessing this is the same thing?

( aka the gods, as Em explained to him. )

video;

[hasitsthorns]

[ Oh.

Oh, no. Rose recognizes that hand. One would hope so, considering it's hers. ]

I am... so sorry. [ What else can she really say? The shame is practically palpable. ]

private video;

[meatbrained]

( well. uh. shit. it takes a moment of fiddling but he switches to private and; )

It's yours?

Video

[knifecollecting]

[Well, that is not what she expected to wake up to.]

...Found the owner yet?

Video

[meatbrained]

... I think so.

( which. is not a conversation he'd ever imagined himself having about a severed hand but there you go. )

video.

[gymnast]

Oh, god, is that-- Is that real? [ Allison's dealt with a lot of shit but, man, a severed hand in a bed? Yuck. ]

video.

[meatbrained]

Y-yeah. Seems so.

( he's never gonna get the sensation of severed hand on his thigh off his mind. sob. )

[Text]

[hearthebell]

If only we had a forensics lab. That looks relatively fresh.

[Text]

[meatbrained]

It's not. As fresh as it looks, I mean.

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[64th]

What the fuck?!? Did you - did you cut someone's hand off? [ gross. ]

video

[meatbrained]

( one very startled and mildly disturbed looking teenage boy for you, Cash. )

W-what? No.

video;

[wendigoner]

[ Like Chris, Hannah had been snoozing soundly... until the screaming. Hastily, she grabs her glasses and turns on the video, only mildly panicked. ]

--Matt? What the hell...?

[ Where did that fucking hand come from, bro?? ]

video;

[edibles]

( Okay so she's totally not in shot right now but they're sharing a room so deal with it. Have some muffly sleepy audio because guys she was totally asleep get a grip )

Do you guys have to do that now?

( Look she doesn't know about that hand okay )

audio.

[bheidh]

I doubt it would have use now.

audio.

[meatbrained]

Man, I dunno. Sentimental value, maybe?

( he doesn't really care, he just wants it gone. )

[Video]

[dogsanddaughters]

[Guess who looks completely nonplussed about the whole severed hand thing. Miriam waves.]

Barnaby wants it if nobody else does.

[Video]

[meatbrained]

( why has everyone here seen so much shit. why. )

Uh, thanks, but I found the... owner.

[voice]

[circumitus]

If that thing is real, you're going to either want to discard it or store it somewhere cold. Otherwise you're going to have a terribly bad smell on your hands.

[voice]

[meatbrained]

Like the freezer?

( that is what they do on crime shows, isn't it? )

video

[unknowable]

[Hey, he lost a hand not too long ago! Got it back, though. Still, Adam actually looks closely, just to be sure.]

Well, it's not mine.

video

[meatbrained]

( ... well that's not the first time he's heard that in the course of this post. )

No. We, uh, found the-- owner.

( god why. just why is this his life. )