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[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

Comments

[pighead]

thats not how contraception works

wait are you talking about murder

[64th]

don't even hit on her

in her district they kill their partner after they mate

[pighead]

kinky

i feel like i shouldnt believe you but also ive met her so i kinda do

[64th]

i mean just look at her

i wouldn't trust her with my dick if i had one

[pighead]

i would but ive been known to occasionally make bad decisions

[64th]

if you end up dickless or dead don't come crying to me

[pighead]

itll be nobodys fault but my own

[64th]

this is unrelated

it's kind of related

dicks are really weird. doesn't it get in your way?

[pighead]

uhh

not really

in the way of what?

[64th]

stuff

sitting, walking, sleeping. i don't know

it's right there in the middle of things

[pighead]

well it doesnt like just dangle all the time

you gotta keep that shit locked up

do your tits get in the way?

[morphinum]

dont worry no ones been castrated in seven in over fifty years were real proud of ourselves

[pighead]

are you sure

theres no way cash would possibly lie about something like that

[morphinum]

shes not from my district she doesn't know shit

[wormintheglass]

Now that's what I call an efficient use of resources.

[64th]

unless you get murdered

[wormintheglass]

Oh, I'm quick on my feet, dearheart. But so many awkward breakups and attempts on my life by jealous spouses I might have avoided! I'm just too soft hearted.

[64th]

Love is dangerous.

[wormintheglass]

The most dangerous game there is, dearheart. But I'm an excellent player.

[morphinum]

<3

[wormintheglass]

<3 <3

[morphinum]

you know when you have a murder kink like i do its pretty hard to distinguish between the two

its terrible never get a boner for murder

[pighead]

i generally try not to

but hey i dont wanna kinkshame

[morphinum]

good because I for one am proud of my spectacular murder boners

[pighead]

yeah that sounds like something to be proud of