pighead: <user name=yevon> (when the scum begins to circle the drain)
Josh Washington ([personal profile] pighead) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-05-27 07:25 pm
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hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends
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64th: (you'd make a decent prostitute)

[personal profile] 64th 2016-05-28 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
don't even hit on her

in her district they kill their partner after they mate
pighead: <user name=yevon> (it's a big scene)

[personal profile] pighead 2016-05-28 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
kinky

i feel like i shouldnt believe you but also ive met her so i kinda do
64th: (oopise you said something super dumb)

[personal profile] 64th 2016-05-28 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
i mean just look at her

i wouldn't trust her with my dick if i had one
pighead: <user name=yevon> (waxed my chest)

[personal profile] pighead 2016-05-28 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
i would but ive been known to occasionally make bad decisions
64th: (why are you dressed so scary?)

[personal profile] 64th 2016-05-28 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
if you end up dickless or dead don't come crying to me
pighead: <user name=yevon> (pic#9857324)

[personal profile] pighead 2016-05-28 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
itll be nobodys fault but my own
64th: would kill to have the same personality as me? (do you know how many basic bitches)

[personal profile] 64th 2016-05-28 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
this is unrelated

it's kind of related

dicks are really weird. doesn't it get in your way?
pighead: <user name=yevon> (pic#9857324)

[personal profile] pighead 2016-05-28 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
uhh

not really

in the way of what?
64th: (you'd make a decent prostitute)

[personal profile] 64th 2016-05-28 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
stuff

sitting, walking, sleeping. i don't know

it's right there in the middle of things
pighead: <user name=yevon> (i spent eight hours in my makeup chair)

[personal profile] pighead 2016-05-29 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
well it doesnt like just dangle all the time

you gotta keep that shit locked up

do your tits get in the way?
64th: (why are you eating a kal-teen bar?)

[personal profile] 64th 2016-05-29 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
yeah all the fucking time

if i don't have a sports bra it hurts when i run or jump
can't wear button up shirts
can't sleep on my stomach
can't fit in tight spaces

they look really good in like
everything

but sometimes it's annoying
pighead: <user name=yevon> (pic#9857329)

[personal profile] pighead 2016-05-30 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
whoa i didnt realize boobs were such a burden

but i mean its worth it though right

they look great

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[personal profile] morphinum 2016-05-29 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
dont worry no ones been castrated in seven in over fifty years were real proud of ourselves
pighead: <user name=yevon> (pic#9857330)

[personal profile] pighead 2016-05-30 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
are you sure

theres no way cash would possibly lie about something like that

[personal profile] morphinum 2016-06-08 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
shes not from my district she doesn't know shit
pighead: <user name=yevon> (pic#9857329)

[personal profile] pighead 2016-06-09 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
huh ok whats your district like then

[personal profile] morphinum 2016-06-15 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Too Many Trees
pighead: <user name=yevon> (well the prom queen's)

[personal profile] pighead 2016-06-19 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
oh sweet so is it like lumberjack paradise

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wormintheglass: (devious? moi?)

[personal profile] wormintheglass 2016-05-28 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
Now that's what I call an efficient use of resources.
64th: (you'd make a decent prostitute)

[personal profile] 64th 2016-05-29 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
unless you get murdered
wormintheglass: (impish)

[personal profile] wormintheglass 2016-05-29 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm quick on my feet, dearheart. But so many awkward breakups and attempts on my life by jealous spouses I might have avoided! I'm just too soft hearted.
64th: (you'd make a decent prostitute)

[personal profile] 64th 2016-05-30 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Love is dangerous.
wormintheglass: (above all this)

[personal profile] wormintheglass 2016-05-30 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
The most dangerous game there is, dearheart. But I'm an excellent player.
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[personal profile] wormintheglass 2016-05-30 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
<3 <3
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