two ; text

[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

Comments

text;

[cashlin]

NAME AND SHAME WHO IS IT

text;

[hybridification]

Um, it's pretty obviously me.

[HE'S COOL, RIGHT?]

voice;

[cashlin]

[she's expressly switched to voice so you can hear her laughter.

all five minutes of it.

continuous minutes.]

text;

[hybridification]

OH. MY. GOD.

I HAVE GAME.

voice;

[cashlin]

You said you-- pffff-- have game!

[ONE MORE MINUTE]

voice;

[hybridification]

Wow. I have a girlfriend, okay? And she's- she's really hot, too.

[Yep, we are going to dig that hole.]

voice;

[cashlin]

Haha-- haaaa, oh my god. Okay. Whoo.

[Let her take a deep breath. You're gonna kill her, buddy.]

How hot is this girlfriend that you totally have? Scale of 1 to 10.

voice;

[hybridification]

Are you seriously asking me that? Ha. Like, an eleven.

[This is the worst thing that could ever happen to him.]

Her names, uh- [Quick, first thing he can think of-] Gre...ta. Greta. You know, old fashioned.

voice;

[cashlin]

Ooookay. Greta. That sure sounds a lot like Gren, but all right.

Where's Greta from? Shame you two aren't together in Hadriel.

voice;

[hybridification]

Eden.

[Pause.]

Six. Eden Six. She's a supermodel.

voice;

[cashlin]

Wow. Eden Six. She sounds like a real catch.

[what do you mean she's not convinced]

How'd you even meet a supermodel from Eden Six?

voice;

[hybridification]

Well, you know. Doing what I do gets you certain perks...

[This is so convincing?]

I met her on a business trip.

voice;

[cashlin]

You got a real cushy job. Do some warmongering, meet some chicks...

What's she look like? Besides being an 11.

text;

[pighead]

man is everyone here not getting laid? suddenly im sad for all of us

text;

[cashlin]

Unfortunately there's not a lot of people Im interested in getting down n dirty with here

not out of the question but it's not rly priority

text;

[pighead]

fair enough were all messes tbh

you know what they say

dont stick it in the crazy

text;

[cashlin]

or get it stuck INTO by crazy?? natch

text;

[pighead]

or uhhh put crazy in your mouth?? im not judgin

text;

[cashlin]

didnt your mother tell you not to put strange things in ur mouth anyway

text;

[pighead]

sure but if i listened how would i ever have fun

text;

[cashlin]

fair

but make sure u wrap whatever u put in ur mouth too crazy or not
that's how you catch stuff too bud

text;

[pighead]

oh yeah i do try to

but to be fair im usually the crazy haha

text;

[cashlin]

well



same but
considering what weve got on pandora people are pretty lenient w crazy

text;

[pighead]

oh sweet i gotta find a way to get there

where im from people are all like 'take your medication' and 'you can get real weird' and 'hey man its not cool to stage elaborate fake murders'

its lame

text; i am so sorry for this tag

[cashlin]

oh come on. what's a little bit of elaborately staged murder between friends????

that IS lame.