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[hybridification]

Okay, so I totally get that some of you are turning into horrific monsters hellbent on murdering everyone. And like, I feel super bad for you and I hope that gets fixed.

But guys, I finally managed to figure out Hope's OS and I coded Pong!

[File Attachment: rhy5_1s_gr8.exe]

You can download and play it on your phones. I just finished an option that lets you change the color of your paddles and I'm working on a multiplayer so you can link up to your friends and play against them. Maybe someday we can have tournaments!

And uh... yeah, sorry about the whole cannibalism thing. That really sucks.

Comments

voice.

[bekommen]

What, no Tetris?

voice.

[hybridification]

Do you want Tetris? I'm willing to take requests.

voice 1/3 lmfkdkd

[cashlin]

[cashlin]

done...

[cashlin]

Are you high?

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[murderpotato]

WHAT THE FUCK RHYS

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[hybridification]

I SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON THIS.

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[werewolfing]

hey drunkle you know this guy?

[morphinum]

im goign to st ick thta

up yr a ss

[hybridification]

Well, technically it's just code, so...

you can't.

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[hedgings]

Thanks for the useless fucking game while we're all trying not to die.

text.

[hybridification]

It's not useless. You have to admit, it's kinda cool, right?

Voice

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm sure most people think your priorities leave a lot to be desired.

I am not one of those people. Can I make the ball be Fear's face?

Voice

[hybridification]

...it'd be kind of tricky, but if I took a screenshot of one of his video posts and then- hm.

[Rhys makes a few thoughtful noises, before sighing.]

There's no image editing software on this. I don't know if I can code something like that.

[werewolfing]

hey, cool.

[guess who lives with a survivalist, has plenty of food, and has been staying indoors to avoid the murder? yeah this kid.]

definitely needs a 2-player version.

[hybridification]

Hey, you like it!

Working on it. I can either make the AI unbeatable or so stupid you win in a few shots, so it'll be cooler when 2 people can play together.

[64th]

no one want s to play your stupid

game

[hybridification]

Uh have you read my post like at least 2 people do.

Nobody likes a pessimist.

[pighead]

nice

space invaders nxt

[hybridification]

BIG leap in programming, but for you kind citizen, I'll give it a shot.

Make sure you report any bugs to me too so I can fix 'em.

[camouflage]

[despite being alive when pong was actually created he literally has no fucking clue what it is.]

How about something useful, i.e. GPS.

[hybridification]

Pong is useful!

Also, GPS is waaay harder to code and requires system tools I don't have.

[text]

[thechoiceisyours]

That's pretty cool, actually.

[If everything else that's happened wasn't going on, he'd be all about this. Right now, though, 'pretty cool' is about as much enthusiasm as he can muster up.]

[text]

[hybridification]

Maybe for a distraction anyway.

I know you guys are super, uh... busy right now. What with the cannibal monsters everywhere.

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[cowardley]

This is really cool, Rhys, but now probably wasn't the best time for this. [ keep working on the empathy, rhys. ]

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[hybridification]

[Oh Ashley, you beautiful moral compass, you.]

Yeah, I'm starting to gather that. Tough crowd.

Do you like it, though?

[Text]

[amos_moses]

Definitely do Tetris next. :D

[Text]

[hybridification]

Two votes for tetris, one for space invaders.

How do you like the Pong? Everything working the way it should?

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[quaerit]

[ Jesus Christ, this can't be serious. ]

Fascinating priorities. Do you really think this is the time for videogames?

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[hybridification]

Congratulations, you are the 10th caller to tell me this, and for your prize you get AN ADVANCE COPY OF TETRIS

[unmakes]

buddy, i like your style

you can come sit with me

metaphorically or whatever

[hybridification]

Only if your table is above scene kids and below band geeks. That's my social hierarchy range.

voice

[buttsbuttsbutts]

What is it? A game?

[ Is she impressed? Is she disgusted? It's a mystery.

For now. ]

voice

[hybridification]

Yeah...

[A little suspicious.]

Do you not know what Pong is? It's like- the game. The game before games. The apex game.

text.

[thebigredog]

why would you waste your time on fucking pong.

[are you eighty, rhys?]

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[hybridification]

Because it's easy to code and I'm testing out the waters of Hope's magical operating system?

Also, don't knock Pong. It's fun.

voice;

[xiake]

I don't understand. What function does this serve exactly?

[It's a genuine question. It must do...something useful. Right?]

voice;

[hybridification]

It's a video game.

[Duh.]

You boot it up and play it and forget about your terrible life for a few minutes at a time.