[the video opens on George, sitting on the edge of her bed with her legs crossed. she looks curious, but also a little sheepish as what she's about to ask is . . . personal.

no, she's not asking for flirting advice again.

that was one time.

stop looking at her like that.

no, this time what she's asking is even weirder]

So, uh, I was kind of wondering. How many people here died before they came here? And how many are now immortal?

I was just. Wanting to know?

a_shadow

who do I need to threaten to find out the truth about this place

'gods'? you expect me to believe that shit?

macgyver

THIS PLACE IS THE WORST AND I HATE IT.

THAT ASIDE, I'M LOOKING TO COMPARE NOTES. DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH OTHER DIMENSIONS/REALITIES/ET CETERA SCI-FI BULLSHIT? BESIDES COMING HERE, I MEAN, THAT ONE'S OBVIOUS. I'M SEMI-FAMILIAR WITH THINGS THAT GIVE SPACE AND TIME THE FINGER JUST BY EXISTING, UNFORTUNATELY, ALTHOUGH ACTUALLY GETTING DUMPED IN WHAT I ASSUME IS ANOTHER UNIVERSE IS... NEW.

FINAL NOTE: IF I DON'T FIND SOMETHING TO WORK ON SOON I'M GOING TO LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND. I DO TECH AND YOU CAN PAY ME IN LIQUOR. UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A BARELY-FUNCTIONAL SPACESHIP LYING AROUND, NOTHING YOU CAN THROW AT ME WILL BE AS DIFFICULT AS MY LAST JOB.

[ ooc: ICly all replies will come in obnoxious caps! OOCly they'll come normal because god, no. ]

pocketspa

[The camera opens up on two near identical elves, sitting shoulder to shoulder. If the denizens of Hadriel remember their last address on the network, this one seems rather tame in comparison (possibly because one of them isn’t a skeleton this time), but they’re still grinning wide. Then again, the last one didn’t start with absolute chaos either. The both of them slide their eyes towards each other, and then in tandem flip some bangs from their faces, grinning directly at the screen.]

Helloooo, Hadriel!

[That can’t be the start of anything good.]

You’re on with the twins, and today, we’re here to grace you with our expertise.

So as the most attractive people in the city, we get asked, uh, pretty much all the time to help out with people’s looks.

Most of y’all are basically hopeless, but we’re givers.

And because we’re, uh, basically the most generous people ever, today we’ve got a special event for the masses.

[Their eyes flick to each other once again before they both ring out in a singsong tone,]

SMASH OR PASS!

[Did that shatter someone’s device speakers? Probably.]

Rules are real simple. You comment. We rate. One to ten.

Couldn’t be easier. You clowns are real lucky to have us. You can come get your assigned hotness level and never have to wonder where you stand in the world ever again.

Also, scores are final. Unless you do some real good sucking up.

Ew, Taako. This is a family friendly broadcast. Keep it PG.

Not that kind, jeez. Sounds like you’re the one who’s thinkin’ about it.

Nope, nope, nope. Double yuck. Not even going there. Anyway, like, comment, and subscribe--

-- If you wanna see more primo twins content from the best duo in Hadriel.

[They both throw up peace signs, Taako sticking his tongue out to really cheese it, and the feed cuts.]

[ooc: Taako is blue, Lup is red, both of them are purple! Specify if you want one or the other because the default is both with a three-way thread! Also, please never think it's too late or too full to tag this. Please get in on the bullshit.]

roseofthetyrells

[the video opens on the Sewing Shop and a smiling Margaery, wearing this dress and sitting in a chair.

dress forms, a cloth-draped table, and bolts of cloth can be seen in the distance.

Margaery still looks a little tired after her ordeal with the paranoia flu, but she's doing her best to look bright and pleasant. it's mostly convincing]

Hello, everyone!

I wanted to remind everyone that the Sewing Shop is here for those who can't find clothing to their taste at the shops. The only payment I require is a bolt of fabric from Tranquility. His task for acquiring the fabric is relatively simple and fair.

I'm also available to teach sewing to anyone who wants to learn how. Please let me know if you'd like lessons.

[To Caboose]

Your hat is ready to be picked up whenever you're available.

nowherewolf

[In the early morning, Tucker appears on the network. He's holding something that looks like a DVD case.]

Boy, you guys sure had fun while I was gone, huh? [He does not regret leaving you all to your paranoia plague.]

Anyway, not here to make fun, just here to say I got something pretty damn good when all those items showed up. Figured that since you guys've had a rough time, I might share and cheer you up a little bit. So here you go: one movie, fresh off the disc.

[There is a completely innocuous video file attached.]

Enjoy.

[He signs off.

And then somewhere, unseen, laughs his ass off for about five minutes straight.]

[About three hours later, he just posts a picture of a notecard that has some words written on it.]

did u like my movie lmao
real showtime is this wednesday @ 6
1301
b there or b square

[OOC note: a log for this will go up on Wednesday!]

danseur

wtb: friends

because there's nothing like being really fucking sick and paranoid to highlight the fact that i'm bad at people.

[ so he's lonely and, simultaneously, real bad at dealing with emotion. ]

so yo. i'm morgan. not great at much, but i know some card tricks and i'm also a shitty werewolf in case you need an extra fluffy pillow every couple weeks.

let's hang out.

killthisparty

check check

1 2

statics out

living motors, invasions of privacy
this place is all kinds of jacked
got mousekat back

got my brain on the waves
youre all kinds of colors

who the fuck are you people

01101110

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Reboot attempt 5890426767832059: Successful.

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Connection has b

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Are you the people? The new hosts? Hello!!!!!!!! I am 864578 sub 5. If you like you may refer to me as [Name].

Oh

We hurt you so much

I'm so.... I'm so angry! With myself! With my people! Why did we do that? You are just trying to survive!

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Oh

I am alone. In your city.

I am afraid.

Will you kill me if you find me? I hope you don't. I will continue to hide.

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I won't hurt you.

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Maybe

We can be friends?

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